I WANT AN ALICE IN WONDERLAND THEMED TEA PARTY LIKE THIS ONE DAY!!!!!!
That sandwich cake tho
THE SANDWICH CAKE!!
Nash Grier compilation of comebacks
"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"
these are the best
but wait there’s more
don’t stop this is great
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before